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Fuckin' BRILLIANT!!!!!!

(Two were censored...)

And the lamb... xo xo

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what do you mean two were censored?

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There were two memes that were blank, with red x's in them... No idea what they were, of course!

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are you at a library? really there was nothing 'sensitive' there lol

mad world

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Nope, I'm home... It appears that whatever was going on isn't going on now.

I DONUT KNOW!!!

xo

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Umm, for the sake of accuracy, you must have meant:

I do not know.

A donut is a breakfast pastry you know.

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That will just egg me on.

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I'm curious on that as well - they all seemed to come through for me?

but maybe there is censoring still happening?

If so - eff them, they expose themselves with their actions.

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Yeah, SS is full of agents provocateurs these days, too...

EFF, I just say FUCK, them! ^_^

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Nice to know your sentiment, but you still haven't answered the question...or maybe you did. Hells-bells and "eff em" is what I like to say.

Which were the two blank memes for you if you don't mind me asking and remember this - at least in the us of a, per some constitutional amendment, one can always answer: "I don't answer questions" and frankly I think that is advisable especially if you are innocent and not already under wraps.

Have a good Saturday - I'm getting ready to eat some shrimp my wife just twisted off their heads!

ha, ha.

Ken

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Are shrimp a bit like roaches with their exoskeletons.

Don't eat the shell.

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all these types of sea life are related to the insects we know, if i recall woodlouse are closely related to lobsters

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Beware the chitin.

Some people do chew on the tails.

Not me.

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Um, I don't think the shirmp are bugs...I think they are crustaceans, but either way I can confirm definitively, they were delicious and they are swimming in my tummy just now and being digested figuratively, metaphorically, and literally all at the same time if you can imagine that....and if you can - ain't it good to be alive!

Better yet, my wife twisted off their heads and I didn't have to do it myself this time, but next time I'll do it happily and then I'll eat their flesh literally.

Cause you know - we need protein and other nutrients to stay healthy and shrimp frozen quickly heads and all, that seems the most simple way to do it and the price was worth it, so I purchased the shrimp and now that I've eaten them, seems to me like it was worth it......maybe not for the shrimp. but hopefully those catching the shrimp understand about balance and truly words matter. Semantics are not trivial. Words matter, but those who think words can be played with callously got another thing coming.

Time will tell.

BK

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Ohhhhh, LOL

I flew right past it... Der!

I donut know what one of them was ha ha, it wuz BLANK, (commences chasing her tail in a very very fast circle), but the Tesco one with cucumbers was the other.

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Good one.

Ha, ha.

Have a great Saturday.

ha, ha.....

BK

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U2 ^_^

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And if I had any shrimp, I'd certainly twist their heads arf, too! ;)

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Those poor shrimp, they already had been frozen and the time for them to say: "I don't answer questions" was long gone.

I'm looking forward to eating them one at a time and I'm glad my wife did the work, but I told her I would be happy to do it, but she took upon herself and that is why I love her so much I can't put it into words.

BK

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I've shared this.

The video at the top is priceless.

Ken

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Okay, I went back through, I don't see those two "censored" ones... But I did see the Tesco one, which I didn't remember from before... All the rest I remember. ???

Whatever, great post!

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Hey - its all good, but whose words are you herding?

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Mine, silly! LOL

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Well - can't argue with that, but if you think you can herd words, then I suspect you might discover otherwise? I mean words come out of the mouths of many and I don't think anybody individually can herd them....but not to get lost on semantics - it is just, words ought have meaning.

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Here's some words that may hold some meaning for you: Byte Me!

^_^

And uh... Lighten up!

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Herd the words how you want to, you got the words you herd, so don't begrudge me having words of my own....I mean really.....and fine, I'll do as you suggest.

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mmmmmmwah! ;)

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I've re-read this whole thing (maybe so and maybe not), but I think that goat meme at the bottom of the article, the image of the goat, I think that goat has guts. And really they all went through for me, at the goat-get go, and I think that goat has the right attitude. Gumption and such - grit.

I mean if you are born a goat you are a goat and you might as well be proud to be as such, and don't let nobody buffalo you and get your goat, but you can't deny, the buffalo don't care to be herded. They herd themselves with dignity is what I think but they sure enough, the american bison members, almost got wipes off the plains and their carcasses.....just left there on the fields bones in the wind, tongues taken only if time permitted - for goats to consume later? Hard not to ponder harm caused - it has had ripple effects no doubt.

~

We need more memes, so please keep them coming. I think times are gonna get better, but no denying, just ask a buffalo - we are at the precipice. And I'm not mincing words when I say this.

I mean it. I'm not kidding around. A baby goat - what is it?

BK

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I ate the shrimp. Holy Moly - they were delicious. Literally.

I had a few, four of them to be exact, on the champagne glass...just stitting there curled up and ready to be consumed in cocktail sauce, and yes indeed they were consumed and they were delicious...including the others ones all cooked in butter and garlic with some rice off to the side literally - no word play there - no games....just real shrimp consumed delicious!

BK

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Sorry Ray for getting into a herd wording conflict here, but I just think we need memes, but the whole postmodernist concept that words are "toys" is one that needs to be defied resolutely.

I won't let myself get caught up in a contest of will on the concept of herding words because the memes speak for themselves.

Thank-you for posting them and semantics are both important and not trivial in my mind.

BK

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just as long dont get on to me about my lack of punctuation and capitals

its probably why i prefer meme communication

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Can you still do long division, percentages and write a page of cursive script?

I don't think that I can.

I can't recall the term for baggy skinned mammals either.

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math is for calculators

and i was told by a teacher i should become a doctor, i asked why - 'you write like one, looks like a spider crawled over the page'

dewlap?

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Wonder how many can read all the graphs. I'm guessing not many that's why they can't see the writing on the wall, nor the pachyderm.

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I'm pretty sure I learned my math proper at a Catholic school where the nuns were good teachers and god bless them - really - god bless the nuns helped me get some solid educational foundation and I have nothing but good things that I think about them.

Especially the Mother Superior who helped me out that time another kid pushed me in the wall and my ear started bleeding profusely.....

Too bad for the kids nowadays don't get that sort of learning, but maybe things can start changing for the better?

I hope so.

BK

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That's a nice buffalo.

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Here let me ask you a question.

What is 96 divided by 4?

I know the answer quicker then I typed this.

Do you?

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The answer is 80 divided by 4 equals 20 and 16 divided by 4 equals 4, so the answer is 24. 24 divides downs to 8 divided by 3 times 8 and 8 is nothing but 2 times itself 3 times.

So, from a prime number standpoint, and this is real you have the following divisors: 2 2 2 2 2 3.....sort of like a bunch of twos and 3 at the end. 32 times 3 = 96 and such.

Math - ain't it beautiful.

By the way, 96 divided by 4 equals 24 and there are 12 months in the year and shirmp are tasty.

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My answer was to halve 96, which was 48, and halve again, which is 24.

And then to do it in reverse in case I made a fool of myself in replying to you.

Hey, went to a Chinese restaurant last night with friends and one person ordered sweet and sour prawns. I tried to interest them in the chiton aspect but just like they didn't know what pipeline was blown up they didn't know about chiton.

My husband changed both subjects.

Have more fun on Substack.

Yes there is something magical and logical both about maths.

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My plan is to soon begin posting about my garden ambitions and thank-you for your kindness. It is appreciated just like a sapling comes out young at first, but then it grows up maybe if well taken care of.

OK, how about this and it is sort of rhetorical....what is 99364834122 divided by 339534811?

Oh, the answer is as follows:

292.6499166(edit)??????????????????????

and I didn't do it via long division, cause I ain't a fool and my garden talk will be on my own Substack place if I decide to share what I've been learning.

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Like OK, I live in Charlotte, NC literally, and last year I grew a bunch of cabbage from seed, and my neighbor said to me, "that is what the poor folk used to grow on the side of the road", and I knew my neighbor was correct, but I still got 4 jars plus of sour krout so-to-speak out of the cabbage I grew with intent, and now I know how to do it and I could try to do it again and I think I will.....and this, shrimp or not, shrimp notwithstanding whether cretin or not, is the kind of crap I'd talk about at my Substack if I ever make the effort to share this sort of thing - what you think? Is it worth my time or not?

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I am a longtime reluctant gardener who has just converted their back lawn to a vegetable garden.

Rick's garden Substack keeps up the encouragement.

And I have just completed my tax return for April 1 to March 31, so I had to think about figures for a change and quite enjoyed it other than I know where my tax dollars are going; propping up plans to kill me.

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Hey again, in response to my mention of the pipeline they straight away diverted to talk about the balloon and the flying object, so that distraction is working for MSM. They knew the balloon's flight path.

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normies, this is why i hardly speak at work. i feel like an alien amongst chimps

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you tell him!

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The ice cream man cracked me up! My bf gets Mr. Softee (jokes abound, I know!)every Thursday. And when he doesn’t show up, but he can hear the music in the distance, he gets pissed! It’s hilarious!

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strange random piece of info i discovered once:

ex british PM Margaret Thatcher was involved in the invention of mister softee

always put me off!

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I think she invented the WAY (emulsified) the air gets into soft serve ice cream (to make it fluffy, less frozen).

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I wish we still had Mr. Softee trucks around here. 😌 They haven't been around since the 60s or 70s. 😞

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🍦…I got a Mr. Softee for you Bandit. I wasn’t sure if you wanted it dipped in chocolate... 💜

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That's ok, Renee. I've got chocolate I can put on it. I appreciate your thoughtfulness! 😉💕

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