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DeepThought's avatar

Damn, the emergency message didn't reach me - must have been due to my 20 year old flip phone.

Thanks for a good Sunday morning laugh!

Ray's avatar

yea i was thinking my next phone would be an old nokia 3310

ive disabled the emergency message on my 2017 phone and my work phone

Blackwater River's avatar

Nokia is coming out in the next few months with a privacy focussed new phone.

I’m waiting for it to throw out my iPhone 8. Am sick of apple going through all my meta data, photos, screenshots, emails, and podcasts to train their predictive analysis (AI=Big data).

Bandit's avatar

How the heck do you do that?

Don't worry about telling me. I'd never actually figure out where to go to turn it off. 😒

Blackwater River's avatar

Go to notifications. Turn everything off. Only accept messages from known recipients.

Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

"You sound vaccinated". What a shocker.

I have been telling myself that people "walk vaccinated". But I hadn't thought to tell them.

Ray's avatar

ive actually said it to a work colleague who called me a conspiracy theorist

then i proceeded to tell him how the term came into existence and how it turned out to be true

Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

Do you mean JFK?

I took your meme to mean that the person who was *vaccinated* sounds like they are brain impaired. Vaccine induced dementia. That's why it would be shocking to actually tell someone that.

Because maybe they already suspect it anyway.

Ray's avatar

yes jfk

i think anyone who took the jab is mentally impaired

if you are jabbed im not sorry for my opinion!

Dave Ellis's avatar

THANKS much needed . Respect & X 2 All

The Word Herder's avatar

LOVE 'EM! As usual. Specially dat tree dog...

Markker's avatar

Needed the laugh this morning, thanks!

Blackwater River's avatar

Anyone with shellfish and DUST MITE allergies better be really worried about what’s in their processed food. According to food standards agencies, declaring something ‘safe’ goes by ‘weight of evidence’.

Solution: Don’t look for any so no issues are found.

Not only is their evidence of cross allergen activity from shellfish and dust mites to insect protein, but these allergies can also develop from exposure to the insects themselves.

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11882-021-01012-z

De Marchi, L., Wangorsch, A. & Zoccatelli, G. Allergens from Edible Insects: Cross-reactivity and Effects of Processing. Curr Allergy Asthma Rep 21, 35 (2021). https://doi.org/10.1007/s11882-021-01012-z

Published 30th May 2021

In article, UK has allowed such protein to be in processed food since before 2020!

So that may be why I can no longer have Mac Dee’s without asthma exacerbation.